Zombie Apocalypse
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There's something happening here. What it is aint exactly clear. So lets take a look at a set of recent events.
July 2009
San Antonio, TX
This story has been discussed as new but actually took place nearly 3 years ago. In July of 2009 a baby boy just shy of a month of age was dismembered by his mother Otty Sanchez. The boy's head was severed with brains removed and ate. Some of the toes were chewed off by Sanchez. She was found on the couch by police with a gunshot wound to the chest and her throat slashed (self-inflicted injuries).
March 21, 2010
Eureka, CA
Jarrod Wyatt a mixed martial arts fighter allegedly ripped out the still beating heart of his friend and sparring partner Taylor Powell. Wyatt also removed Powell's tongue and skin while still alive. It seems like it would be pretty obvious there would be removal of skin with the ripping of a still beating heart from a mans chest, but I'm not a physician. The heart was also found charred in a wood burning-stove inside the home of the grisly attack. I dont know which is more shocking; he ripped his friends heart out or the fact he has a wood-burning stove.
May 26, 2012
Miami, FL
Ok Not much is really need to say here. Rudy Eugene ate a man's face. Yeah, nearly his whole effing face. When the police arrived and told him to stop Eugene raised his head and growled with pieces of flesh in his mouth and continued chewing on this mans face.
I am not posting the after picture but if you click the picture above it takes you to a link...
May 27, 2012
New Jersey
Wayne Carter repeatedly stabbed himself with a 12 inch knife. As police tried to approach (and presumably stop him) Carter began hurling pieces of skin an intestine. Yes His OWN INTESTINES!!! The police said he had them hanging out
May 31, 2012
Baltimore, MD
A Morgan State University student named Alexander Kinyua was arrested for the murder, dismemberment, ingestion of Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie. Agyei-Kodie had been missing since May 25. His head was found in a metal canister in Kinyua's living quarters along his with hands. Kinyua admitted to eating the dead man's heart and brain.
So... who or what is to blame? Is it something in the water? No, considering these events took place in Miami, California, New Jersey, Baltimore, and Texas. Wait video games are to be blamed!!! That doesn't seem likely either. I highly doubt video games could drive people to this. I mean was Rudy Eugene playing Dead Island at the why on Tuesday nights? No it's not video games or floride in the water. It's not death metal music or movies. No there is an even more sinister culprit. Who You Ask????
HOLLYWOOD!!!!
Yes. Not Hollywood in the the movies are making our kids monsters way that you may think. Unfortunately there are two characters that must be stopped. Both are the beginning of the legion of the Un-Dead.
Nicolas Cage he is so perplexing. Half of his movies are excellent the other half are unbelievably horrible. How can one man a film career that is unbelievably Janus in nature. Why do I say that he is undead (besides his film career) because he is AT LEAST 180 years old. He may be even older for all we know. He may actually be the Greek God Janus if he is not an undead creature of the night. What proof? How about a Legit picture of Nic Cage from the Civil War (Five-Head and all)
So, who is the mystery sidekick in this War of Terror?
None other than Tom Cruise!
Here is a picture of Tom Cruise in 1989
Now look at this Satan Warrior at the 2012 Academy Awards.
The guy doesn't freaking age. There is only one option. Cage and Cruise are Vampires (or something no-one has even thought up yet) that are sending their legion of man-demons to lurk the earth. These beasts must be stopped.
July 2009
San Antonio, TX
This story has been discussed as new but actually took place nearly 3 years ago. In July of 2009 a baby boy just shy of a month of age was dismembered by his mother Otty Sanchez. The boy's head was severed with brains removed and ate. Some of the toes were chewed off by Sanchez. She was found on the couch by police with a gunshot wound to the chest and her throat slashed (self-inflicted injuries).
March 21, 2010
Eureka, CA
Jarrod Wyatt a mixed martial arts fighter allegedly ripped out the still beating heart of his friend and sparring partner Taylor Powell. Wyatt also removed Powell's tongue and skin while still alive. It seems like it would be pretty obvious there would be removal of skin with the ripping of a still beating heart from a mans chest, but I'm not a physician. The heart was also found charred in a wood burning-stove inside the home of the grisly attack. I dont know which is more shocking; he ripped his friends heart out or the fact he has a wood-burning stove.
May 26, 2012
Miami, FL
Ok Not much is really need to say here. Rudy Eugene ate a man's face. Yeah, nearly his whole effing face. When the police arrived and told him to stop Eugene raised his head and growled with pieces of flesh in his mouth and continued chewing on this mans face.
I am not posting the after picture but if you click the picture above it takes you to a link...
May 27, 2012
New Jersey
Wayne Carter repeatedly stabbed himself with a 12 inch knife. As police tried to approach (and presumably stop him) Carter began hurling pieces of skin an intestine. Yes His OWN INTESTINES!!! The police said he had them hanging out
May 31, 2012
Baltimore, MD
A Morgan State University student named Alexander Kinyua was arrested for the murder, dismemberment, ingestion of Kujoe Bonsafo Agyei-Kodie. Agyei-Kodie had been missing since May 25. His head was found in a metal canister in Kinyua's living quarters along his with hands. Kinyua admitted to eating the dead man's heart and brain.
So... who or what is to blame? Is it something in the water? No, considering these events took place in Miami, California, New Jersey, Baltimore, and Texas. Wait video games are to be blamed!!! That doesn't seem likely either. I highly doubt video games could drive people to this. I mean was Rudy Eugene playing Dead Island at the why on Tuesday nights? No it's not video games or floride in the water. It's not death metal music or movies. No there is an even more sinister culprit. Who You Ask????
HOLLYWOOD!!!!
Yes. Not Hollywood in the the movies are making our kids monsters way that you may think. Unfortunately there are two characters that must be stopped. Both are the beginning of the legion of the Un-Dead.
Nicolas Cage he is so perplexing. Half of his movies are excellent the other half are unbelievably horrible. How can one man a film career that is unbelievably Janus in nature. Why do I say that he is undead (besides his film career) because he is AT LEAST 180 years old. He may be even older for all we know. He may actually be the Greek God Janus if he is not an undead creature of the night. What proof? How about a Legit picture of Nic Cage from the Civil War (Five-Head and all)
So, who is the mystery sidekick in this War of Terror?
None other than Tom Cruise!
Here is a picture of Tom Cruise in 1989
Now look at this Satan Warrior at the 2012 Academy Awards.
The guy doesn't freaking age. There is only one option. Cage and Cruise are Vampires (or something no-one has even thought up yet) that are sending their legion of man-demons to lurk the earth. These beasts must be stopped.
